i swear i’m like the only person who doesn’t like ed sheeran what
i don't even care what you think this puppy is the...
dixon: the puppy just ripped my caps lock key off asiduhgaiybn
me: ahahaha oh god, how!!!
dixon: i dunno, i went to get a drink and i came back and BAM IT WAS GONE
me: ehehe da pup wanted the caps lock key for herself c:
dixon: she is a little shit :c
me: AYYY, DON'T BE HORRIBLE
dixon: SHE RIPS OFF KEYS AND PISSES ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND TRIES TO EAT MY TOES EVERYWHERE I GO
me: BECAUSE SHE LOVES YOU. GOD. SOME THINGS JUST HAVE DIFFERENT - UNIQUE - WAYS OF SHOWING AFFECTION
dixon: IF I SHOWED MY LOVE BY PISSING ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND THEN TRYING TO EAT YOUR TOES I'D GET SENT TO A MENTAL INSTITUTE SO WHY IS IT DIFFERENT WITH HER
me: because she is a DOG you GIANT GOOSE
do you guys whisper italics in your head because i do
more sad news from hollywood today: rapper pitbull was found alive in his apartment earlier this morning by a family member
The bravest thing I ever did was continuing my life when I wanted to die.– Juliette Lewis (via piiss)
buckthefutcher: imagine if adele and taylor swift dated then broke up